Thursday, February 25, 2010

The chastity belt dilemma

Hearing nurses talking about teens and pregnancy (some of the patients started having sex at the age of 14), one of the nurses said, "Why can't they impose the chastity belt to these kids!"

The other nurse said, "Honey, they will still find a way how to break those locks no matter what."

Best advice I've heard so far:

"Hold it like you own it."

Friday, February 19, 2010

Happiness

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