Most Important Discovery in Howe Cavern

While David and I were enjoying our latern tour in Howe Cavern using our  ultra hi-tech, well, lanterns when we discovered something. No, it wasn't dinosaur bones or the holy grail nor the mythical Mormon tablets. No, nothing like that.  What we saw, however, proved to be something more "valuable" though not worth to look at.

Somebody, in all their goodness and glory, some not so pure and unvirginal woman left her soiled napkin in a hole on the side of the cave.  Thank goodness to our hi-tech lanterns, and my ultramodern eyewear branded Prada, I accidentally saw the object.  I wonder if the management was able to discover it and put it in a glass display box.

Maybe it's Mary Magdalene's.

I hope your mama's proud of you honey.

Howe Caverns

The ever gracious David surprised me with a trip last month.  Knowing how I loved our trip to Luray Caverns in Virginia, David took me to Catskill, NY to visit Howe Cavern.  Though I think the NY cave is not as spectacular as the Virginia cave, the former has a charm unique to itself.  David, on the other hand, loved the whole tour as it included a boat tour.  He paid for the latern tour package which included an overnight stay at the facility's motel.  It was an international event as members of the tour were mostly from other countries like Russia, India (although I believe India now owns America owing to their ability to multiply fast in a year.  Also three to four families in a house altogether including grampa and grandma).

At the entrance of the cave.

David was amused of this tight path.

Ooops, we have company.

Chaz, the tour guide.

I wonder if some of these rocks are made in China.

The pagoda.

Chaz: "This is where Batman used to live."

Chaz: "I can move these rocks with just my bare hands."

The boat tour.

David was so amused with his lantern.  He said it's so hitech.

David couldn't contain his amazement over his hitech gadget.

The lobby of the cavern.  You have to go down the elevator to get to the caverns.

The motel where we stayed.

On the day of our departure.