Friday, November 9, 2007

UnInvestigative Journalism 101

I found out that Roy has a twin brother who is currently based in Pennsylvania.

Kevin who was recently named "Employee of the Month" is Irish. And he likes Labatt beer.

Heather's Buffalo Chicken Pizza is a bestseller this week. Like it disappears after five minutes it was taken out of the oven.

Chris, the guy whose picture appears on the Brockport website, loves pasta with alfredo. But he wouldn't mind having marinara sauce if there's no alfredo sauce available.

Another student mistook me as his neighbor at Willowbrook. No, I said, I live in Pittsford (where the lady astronaut on the latest American space mission used to live. David's house is in front of a school of theology which houses Archbishop Fulton Sheen's library).

Reminder: don't mistaken raspberry vinaigrette dressing as balsamic vinaigrette.

Know what mandarin oranges are.

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